Wednesday, 17 August 2011

Things I know about China

Things I know about China 5 days before I go to live and work there for 10 months.

It's big
It's in the east
They own all the debt in the world
They don't use underarm deodorants
They don't have radiators/heating in schools
If they all jumped together they would destroy the world
They have whole city's dedicated to making zips or buttons and so on
They have a wall
I need to take toilet paper (?)
Old time sailors thought that oriental women had vaginas that went side to side rather than front to back
They discovered America and Australia etc before the Europeans ( see the book 1421 the year china discovered the world)
They invented loads of stuff before Leonardo etc.
They make everything we buy in the West

Is that enough?

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