How to be a successful ESL (TEFL) English teacher in China.

You have taken the leap into the unknown and you’re coming to China to teach English. Hurrah.  You’ve passed the online TEFL course or the CELTA having googled all the hard grammar questions (Yes they are all there, I’ve looked, for research of course…).  You’ve been to the doctors and given him 70 quid to check your pulse to certify that you are alive so you can get your visa and the tickets are booked.

You might end up at a school like this that is proud that its students 'of normal intelligence' will go to universities abroad - if they 'work hard'.

You may or may not have teaching experience it doesn’t matter much either way.  Those of you who are gap year graduates (see here) have only just finished being students so what do you know?  Oh, I forgot you did a weekend ‘teaching’ course as part of your 120-hour online TEFL course! Some of you older, more experienced guys n gals, may not have any teaching experience at all but want to ‘do something exciting’ and some of you might well be disgruntled qualified teachers who have jumped the wire and are hot footing it abroad for an easier life. 

Anyway we all come to China for a myriad of different reasons – but we all come to teach English  - don’t we? And we all want to be successful – don’t we?

 This is me being successful in class - its about 8:30 on a Monday morning - to be fair they are meant to be doing self study for the AS Level exams they have been taking these past few week as well as taking normal lessons 7am to 9pm!.

So how can we be successful teaching English in a Chinese school?  

There are many and varied ways to be successful and we will discuss these below but first and foremost my advice to you is that when you walk into that classroom on that fateful first day you will need to lower both your expectations of what you will achieve in the classroom and your personal expectations of what you actually can do and how you will feel about it.

This may seem harsh. But its better that you know the truth now rather than learn the hard way once you are in China.  I know that you have worked hard on your CELTA and you were over the moon when you passed and you sweated over those darn lesson plans. And you might have 10 years post PGCE experience in tough schools on sink estates in the back end of Britain but honestly this doesn’t really count for much.

Take me for example.  I have around 20 years teaching in universities as diverse as the OU and Exeter, I have also taught adult education Social Science to A level and study skills to beginners at the WEA.  OK, this is not a PGCE but I learnt how to teach the hard way, by just doing it.

When I first came to China I was placed by the agency I contracted with into the Nanjing College of Information Technology.  I was excited to be here. I had come to China because I thought it would be an exciting experience to be in a country going through huge changes.  It was shrugging off the old yoke of Communism and trying on the mantle of Capitalism – it was Capitalism with Chinese Characteristics.  I wanted to make a difference. I thought I could come to China and help this country and its young people develop. I am aware that I would be but a drop in the ocean, but even an ocean needs its drops to become whole.

You can read more about my experiences by going back to the beginning of this blog.  But I turned up on the first day excited to be meeting my students.  I had two or three different classes who were all studying on a British Columbia Institute of Technology programme with a view to getting to Canada to study there.

On that first day about 30 or 40 students turned up.  I took their names, introduced myself, outlined the class rules and regulations, I went around and briefly spoke with each student to get some idea of their English level and so on. It was going well.  It was the same for each class.

The next day,  for the next class, 6 students turned up, the next class 3 students turned up, the next class 8 students, the next class 2 students and so on.  What was happening? Where were my students? Why didn’t they come to class? 

And when they did come to class they spent their time looking at their phones, sleeping, chatting. They came to class with no pencils, no books and no paper. It was a nightmare.  It was, I found impossible to use my lesson plans when you only have three students as the lesson plans often include class discussion and getting the students involved with the language.

I wrote this at the time: Here

'I suffered this too in my first weeks. What I have learnt, and what I have talked to Tom about is not only lowering ones expectations about the students and what they can do. But one has to lower ones personal expectations about oneself.  I guess we all want to be good teachers and we all want the kids to learn. But what if the students can’t be arsed to learn and are just going through the motions? I mean I have not seen half of my classes. I have told my leader and he told me he would ‘keep that in his mind’.'

Come the day of the final exam, all of the students turned up expecting to sit the exam. Obviously, I had to fail most of them before they even took the exam, because they had not fulfilled the ‘attended 66% or more of the lessons’ regulation. I let six students sit the exam.  Of course, they will all get a diploma from the Canadian college, regardless of sitting the exam of not. The shocking thing is that Canadian college knows of the poor standards of these students at this Chinese college, so they fudge the issue and present the students with an ‘International Diploma’ rather than a bona fide Diploma bearing their name.

I know of other teachers who have had bad classroom experiences too. They have turned up with their CELTA lesson plans under their arms and ideas about how to manage a classroom - but that soon goes out the window when you come to China.  As I have written before you might just end up babysitting a bunch of sullen, unresponsive teens that don’t want to be there and who would rather play silly games on their phones.

I now work in a ‘Foreign Language School’ there are around 3000 students, it’s a High School. Within the School there is a Foreign Language Department where there are about 150/60 students comprising of two junior classes and three senior classes.  These students are aiming to attend foreign universities. Their parents are rich.  I teach the two top senior classes, two other foreign teachers teach Senior 1 and the Juniors not only ESL but iGCSE subjects as well. 

I am attempting to teach these kids enough English and the allied study skills that will help them succeed in a foreign university.  Some days it’s like teaching to a brick wall.  I do not have a book to follow – they gave me a book at the beginning of the year the Cambridge International English Language A level. The first chapter talks about ‘Discourse Analysis’. My students can barely write 500 words let alone write a critical analysis of Dickens or Orwell. The book sits unused and unloved.

Unlike the A level maths, chemistry, physics, economics and geography courses, English, strangely enough, is not an examination subject in my school, not even at iGCSE.  I believe that this year, at my suggestion, some, but not all of the students, will sit the iGCSE. But in my opinion if a course is not examined there is no motivation for the students to study.  I feel that by sitting and passing an English exam this would give these kids the confidence to move forward. Also we would have some real indication of their progress, rather than my sometimes subjective test marks.  Plus I assume that foreign universities would like to see this sort of evidence on the student’s application forms. After all British kids usually need a GCSE Maths and English at grade C to enter a university course (with the requisite 3 A levels of course).

Yes they have to pass the IELTS or TOEFL exam to the required standard, but I do not teach these lessons – the bilingual Chinese teachers teach to those exams. The students, for some reason, do not make the connection between what I am doing with them and the English they need to pass IELTS/TOEFL There is a disconnect somewhere which makes it really frustrating.

Its frustrating because I want to help these kids. I want their English to be good enough so that they will succeed in their foreign university, but they sit in my classroom, brains switched off, believing that their daddy will buy them into a university in the West.  They have little motivation to study English. My Chinese colleagues also make the same complaints.  That these kids sit in their classes as well and simply do not get engaged with the language or the subject matter.

My school is a good school, certainly one of the top three in the city of Nanjing.  Parents pay a whopping 80,000 yuan (£8000 approx) per year for their kids to be here, plus the other extras, like exam fees, private IELTS/TOEFL tutors and so on.  Any yet, despite every teaching tactic I know, or have begged and borrowed from other teachers, the majority of the students are just not making the grade. They expect to be in a foreign university next year – Sept/Oct 2016, but some of them can barely speak to me, barely write a few sentences correctly and usually have to ask someone to tell them what I’m trying to say to them.  I tell them they wont make it – but they just seem to have this false sense of security based on the fact that they come from a rich family.

So as a teacher it is terribly frustrating and can lead to a serious drop in ones satisfaction levels, both on a personal and a profession level. 

So how can we be successful and enjoy our time in China both in and out of the classroom?

There are lots of ways to be successful and achieve things in China you just have to change your mindset and count your blessings.

How to be successful in the classroom.

One of the main criteria you will be judged upon in the Chinese classroom is not your teaching ability. Come on, you have a  ‘Foreign Experts Certificate’ in your hand whether or not you have a TEFL, a PGCE, a CELTA, and MA or even, like me a PhD – that’s simply because you are a native English speaker. That’s wot you is expert in innit?   In the Chinese classroom you are mainly judged upon your popularity with the students.  If the kids like you then you are onto a winner.  You will be a success and they might even start to listen and learn something.  So one of the first things you have to do is to get the kids on your side.

One of my senior classes 

Getting the kids on your side is a key step to being successful. If your students don't like you they will tell the Chinese teachers, their class leaders and they will tell their parents. Their parents have power, because of the amount of money they spend to get their kid into the school. If the students do not like you, it is most likely that you will not be offered another contract come the end of the year. 

Lollipops.

Lollipops and sweets are a great incentive, both for the kids to do something and for them to continue to like you. It’s bribery and corruption basically not on the scale of FIFA obviously but it still gets things done.  Chinese students are hugely competitive, if you set a task where lollipops are the prize, it will be done in superfast time with students sprinting to the front to be first.

If you are too overbearing and too heavy-handed in the classroom you will get nowhere and this holds for the juniors, the seniors and the college students I have taught.  You do have to maintain the rules and the boundaries you have set, but they will respect that. Remember this is basically a disciplined country.  In my school mobile phones are banned on the campus. If they come into my classroom I confiscate them and give them to the boss, so the student has to go to the boss to get it back – thus having to explain it away to them. In the college where there was no such overall ban, they were banned in my classroom. I would end up with a pile of phones on my desk. If a student refused then they were shown the door.

Some of the students you meet might not have had a foreign teacher before so your style of teaching will be new to them.  Chinese teachers stand at the front of the classroom and recite the books at the students who then recite the words back to the teacher.  Repetition and rote learning is a very popular teaching method in China.  Personally I like to get down amongst my students, making them talk, keeping them awake and on board, looking at what they are writing, showing them where they are going wrong.

Personally, I would say the CELTA and to some extent the TEFL dependence on the lesson plan is overrated.  You have to be a fluid teacher, someone who can react to what’s happening in the classroom, to be able to follow the ebb and flow of ideas and conversation as it happens in the classroom.  You might well have a list of teaching and learning outcomes at the top of your lesson plan – but in my experience, these do not often match the actual outcome of the lesson.  And even if they do the odds are that in tomorrow’s class those outcomes have been lost and swamped in the huge amount of work these students have to address everyday.

So, to be cynical, a big success in the classroom is to simply to get through your 45 minutes with the students engaged enough not to fall asleep or trying to get away with playing on their phones.   That you have actually filled the 45 minutes with your plan for the lesson – this is distinct from having a ‘Lesson Plan’ and you haven’t found yourself adrift with 10 minutes more to fill is a success.

Consequently it’s important to have a VPN (EXPRESS VPN is the best) so you can access YouTube in China. It’s also important to have a USB stick. Then you can download YouTube videos and such like and if you do have 10 minutes to spare you can show them Western music or cartoons – Mr Bean is always a treat and that’s the by-word – always give your students a treat, be it lollipops for good work or 10 minutes of music occasionally. If this worries you, watching English music videos, film clips with subtitles and cartoons with subtitles are still listening and learning exercises.

Something like this is always interesting and you can build a lesson around it,

How to be successful in your school.

To be successful in your school is much the same as being successful in the UK or the US. 

Leave your superior and racist attitudes at home.  The Chinese staff work longer hours for less money than you do and some of them surprise surprise are brilliant teachers and friendly too. Just don’t talk salary and/or work conditions with them as that can breed resentment.

After all you are just an  ‘ex-pat’ which is just the use of a colonial term to hide the fact that you are an economic migrant. An immigrant.  So you right-wingers, Tories and UKIPers who foam at the mouth as you read the Daily Mail or watch Fox News yes, you, in China you are in the same boat as a Mexican, a Pole or some destitute family from war torn Africa in your home country, you too are an immigrant – get used to it.

Plus it’s the Chinese staff who will befriend you, take you to their homes for dinner, take you to hospital should you be ill, buy stuff of Taobao (like eBay) for you, get your train tickets, and show you kindnesses that you would never get at home.

Yes it can be a frustrating place to work. You get last minute requests to do things.  There seems to be little future planning. Spontaneous events will seem to spring up the next day and you will be asked to attend. Timetables will change and no one will tell you until you get a phone call – ‘Rob? Where are you?  You have a class.’

My advice. Just get on with it. Clench your teeth, smile and do their bidding even if it messes up your plans.  You will be appreciated more and the chances are is that your contract will be renewed for the coming year – if that’s what you want.  If you really cannot or don’t want to do something the magic words are – ‘I’m sorry I have something to do’.  This seems to be accepted as a bona fide reason in China to not attend what ever it is you are being asked to attend at the last minute.

To be successful being professional is the watchword.  You are a teacher, dress and act like a teacher.  In some places the reputation of foreign teachers is bad. This is due to so called ‘teachers’ turning up in tee shirts and shorts (Gap year Graduates), turning up drunk, or late, still stinking of booze, and not being able to actually teach to the extent that once in front of the class they actually turn into a speechless wooden post. (To be honest these individuals should realise this before they come to China and stay at home flipping burgers).

How to be successful in the little things in life  - but which make staying in China worthwhile.

Of course this is my list of things that give me a little buzz every time I do them. You will find the things that please you and make the trip an adventure everyday.

 Travel. 

This is also one of the reasons I am in China to travel. I must admit that I haven’t travelled within China as much as I would like to. But I have travelled to Thailand, the Philippines, New Zealand and Australia since coming to China.  Travelling in China is relatively cheap and easy. 

Buying the tickets, booking the hotels and actually travelling and getting to your destination is a major success.

Doing the shopping

At first this is a confusing and overwhelming experience.  You might find yourself living on biscuits and crisps (as I did for a bit) because there is nothing in the shops that even resembles Western food, to your new eyes.  And you’ve read all the scare stories and heard all the second and third hand stories of ‘this guy, who my friend knew, who went to Beijing and ended up sat on a toilet for three weeks and lost five stone.’ All the pictures on the restaurant walls look like nothing on earth and the Chinglish descriptions are even scarier.  The school canteen sells ‘school dinners’. So you end up in McDonalds, or KFC or Pizza hut getting fat.

My advice is to find the large supermarkets – for me, that is my local Auchan, but you might find Walmart or Carrefour. Suguo is the large Chinese version of a supermarket. If you hunt you will find what you want to eat.  It’s safe don’t worry.

This is my local supermarket Suguo

 This is the ground floor interior - hardware and packaged foods is upstairs

 The dairy and freezer section - yes - you can get frozen pizza here!

I also use the large fruit and vegetable markets. My technique is to find a stallholder that is friendly and helpful and just use them all the time. That way the always make sure you get the freshest produce.  You do need to make sure you wash it, but you have to do that in the West.

This is 'my' greengrocer

Learning the few words of Chinese you need to make these transactions and your numbers so you know how much stuff is, is a success in my book.

This large bowl of fruit and veg cost me just over £5 pounds from the fruit and veg market

Getting a taxi.

Using the taxi is the main way of getting around the major cities.  Yes there are the Metros and buses. I’ve never been able to work out the bus system apart from the bus that goes to my local supermarket and the bus to the nearest metro station.  But still getting in a taxi and reeling off the name of my school in Chinese and the taxi driver understanding it is a huge success, I’m pleased every time I get home.

Using the taxi app is also pleasing as I have had to learn the Chinese for ‘I want to go too…’  the taxi drivers GPS actually gets the Taxi to where I am, but I can also say ‘I’m at…’ The only problem comes if the driver rings me up for clarification, then I’m stuffed but the taxi still turns up.  Another success.

Getting a haircut

Getting a haircut is not that difficult you might think in the country of a thousand haircut and styles (mainly for the boys, of course, most girls/women tend to wear it long). But I've met some people who have been terrified of going for a haircut because of the language barrier. I've never had any problem getting a haircut and here is where I let you into my secret.

First find the hairdressers and scope them out. There are usually loads around and you can't miss them.  My secret method is to choose the salon with the gayest looking boys in. This base stereotype assumes that these gay looking boys know how to cut hair as their hair is a wonderful sight usually. Most of the hairdressers seem to be boys. So once you have made your choice you have to then through a process of mime and pointing to get your message across.  Like the vegetable sellers I use the same hairdresser every time, he knows what I want so I'm usually happy. But men beware - if your mime and pointing skills are not up to scratch then you will end up with the ubiquitous Chinese haircut which is a severe white wall all around with a top like a storks nest on top of a telegraph post. But a good haircut - another success. 

The point I’m trying to make, of course, is to not let your classroom experience disappoint or de-motive you. You will have good days and you will have bad days, days that are so frustrating you wonder why the hell you are here.   You will also wonder why the hell these kids are sat in front of you – remember its often because their parents want them to be there regardless of what the kid wants. The notion of filial duty is very strong amongst Chinese children, and they will do what their parents expect of them with little discussion or dissent.

So look for the little successes every day, look for the everyday adventures that are so easy to find and in that way you will start to love China and even, if you are lucky, like I am, you will love teaching these testing, exasperating, annoying, trying, at times demanding, maddening, but very often delightful, funny, charming, sweet, naive, innocent kids.

Tips and Hints

First time teaching in China.

Whilst you are still at home put together a PPT of your hometown and your family. Lots of pictures and views will go down a treat. This is one way of breaking the ice during your first few lessons.  Be open and answer questions as honestly as you can. You will find Chinese students have no compunction in asking those difficult questions that we don’t often get at home.

‘Why are you so fat?’ is a popular one.

‘How old are you?’ is another.

“Do you like Chinese food?’

‘Can you use chopsticks?’

You have a big nose – is a random comment I got on the street.

It also confuses them when they find out I have a daughter, but I am not married to her mum. In China if you have a child you must be married or get married pretty sharpish.

Teaching Demo Video

This is the teaching demo I did for the school when I was in the UK before they employed me. Obviously it was successful. It only took about 10 takes!  You might want to have such a video handy. 

Don't Bring...

Don't bring loads of 'teaching books' - you probably won't need them - its more important that you use your baggage allowance for things you really need like underwear and teabags. 

Don't bring loads of stationary - China is stationary world - you can find anything your heart desires in the stationary shops and supermarkets here - except bluetac bring bluetac.

Don't bring heavy towels - you can buy bath towels cheaply here - I only bought a smallish hand towel with me for the first day or so before I found the local shops.

Similarly

Don't bring bedding - you might have to get out to the shops as soon as you arrive at your accommodation - if you need help ask your school liaison officer.  At my first school in 2011 all the bedding and linen was provided but I did have to find my way to the local supermarket to buy food that first evening.  In the accommodation I am in now I arrived latish in the afternoon and I was pretty tired and jet-lagged.  I asked where the bedding was. Everyone looked confused and a couple of sheets and a pillow was found for me. To be fair, we were the first foreign teachers at the school and the apartments had not been lived in before. The next day I was taken to the shops and they kitted me out at their expenses - by that I mean the hardware of the apartment, Iron, kettle, cutlery, plates and so on. The software - the linen, quilt, quilt cover and so on was on my dollar! Later I also got wardrobes because, as I pointed out to them, I was not living out of a suitcase for 10 months and further I was not going to buy them as I couldn't get them home.  My new colleague who turned up this year failed to get the same sort of help and she didn't get wardrobes.  Personally I think she wasn't forceful enough with the school and the agency.

Don't bring loads of shoes - I recommend a good pair of walking shoes, running shoes if you run, and maybe your favourite comfortable work shoes - I favour my cherry red Doc Martens.  Shoes are cheap here as are trainers.   In the summer you might want to wear the ubiquitous plastic sandel, flip-flops or croc style shoes for comfort and coolness. If you are going north you will be able to buy suitable cold weather stuff. Watch out for sizing though if you have big feet you might have a problem.  For women sizing goes up to 39 (US 9- UK 7) for shoes. For males, i'm a UK 9 and can get shoes, I don't know about larger sizes.  Women do wear heels here - HIGH heels, but outside of the city the pavement/sidewalk is usually dirt or very uneven - hence the advice about the walking shoes, trainers and comfy shoes. But if you really want to travel light hiking is very popular in China so its no problem buying this type of shoe.

Don't bring unnecessary electrical gadgets such as hair dryers they are cheap enough here plus you don't have to worry about bringing loads of travel sockets to convert your British plugs to fit the Chinese sockets.

Of course I bought my dog!

Snook Doggy Dog in China

The best decision I made concerning coming to China! (Need to know how to do it? Ask me)

So you are ready to teach ESL/TEFL in China? Part 4 The entitled

Part 4 of 4  – The entitled

When the going gets tough (in the classrooms of the West) the entitled comes to China or the meek shall inherit the earth – the other, poorer, teachers come to China.

Who are the entitled? In the little stroll we have taken around the ESL caste system in China we have now reach the apex. Welcome to the one percenters (which is a purely spurious statistic I have just made up on the spot). But in the pyramid selling system, where the snake oil on sale is ones teaching ability, these are the guys with the golden ticket – the PGCE (other postgraduate teaching qualifications are available from other countries) qualification puts them firmly at the top of the golden pyramid of foreign teachers in China.

Having a PGCE (plus your first degree) gives you entrance to the truly International School.  This is the school where the Western kids go.  These are the kids of the engineers and businessmen who work here in the Chinese arms of their home corporations (of which more later) and the children of said teachers. Chinese kids, unless they have a foreign passport, cannot enter the hallowed portals of these types of schools. The Chinese kids have to go to the International and Foreign Language schools staffed by the redundant, the alienated and the dysfunctional ESL teacher with their measly CELTA qualification.  If the Chinese kid is really unlucky (basically because his parents are poor) he might well find himself stuck in a classroom with a gap year graduate who doesn’t really care that Hitler (the ‘English’ name chosen by the kid himself – its true I had a ‘Hitler’ in my class, I know Lucifer too and Evil serves me ice-cream at my local Dairy Queen.  Evil is a woman BTW – but we know that from the ELO song don’t we?) doesn’t want to learn English and is more fascinated by his/her mobile phone than trying to learn what a gerund might be – not that the gap year graduate knows what a gerund is anyway.

The International school is where you will probably be teaching your home subject, the subject of your PGCE.  The wages and conditions are usually good as the schools are relatively new.  You will earn a Western salary in a country where the gap year graduate on just 6000rmb a month still has fun and can travel.  So on average the PGCE qualified teacher, in one of these schools, can earn around 300,000rmb per annum in Nanjing about 250K in Shanghai. That’s around 25,000rmb (£2,500 approx) a month.  Plus the teachers get an allowance of 7000rmb  (£700 approx) a month for an apartment the prices of which start at around 2000rmb and rise depending on what and where you want to live. If the teacher has children their schooling is free which is worth 180,000rmb right off the bat (this is at my local International school other schools might charge other fees). And of course there are the other benefits, health care, airplane tickets and so on.

For that money most of these teachers will be doing about 25 lessons a week, plus their office hours. They are expected to do their marking at weekends and to be fully involved in the life of the schools so that means after school clubs and all that entails.  What it doesn’t seem to entail is hanging out in the same bars as the GYG (gap year graduate) or the RADicles (the redundant, the alienated and the dysfunctional) teachers.  If they do – just for the western style food of course, they tend to keep themselves to themselves and not socialize with the sorts of riff raff we seem to represent in their eyes.

For example a friend of mine was in a bar sitting with five or six other teachers and this guy, one of the entitled, asked what he did. When my friend told him where he worked – not what he did mind you, the response was ‘Oh you’re an ESL teacher are you’, like it was on a par with shovelling shite.  Which to be fair is well within the remit of a GYG ‘teacher’ but less so for the dedicated RADicl teacher.

So professional snobbery is probably one of the many factors that enter into the shaky relationship between the one percenters and the rest of the teaching crew here.  They don’t help themselves of course because they tend to use the schools cars and drivers to get themselves around the place whilst the rest of us jump the bus, use the metro or get ourselves electric or moto scooters (you can buy a brand new electric or moto scooter for around 4000rmb (£400 approx)) to get around on.  Many of our crowd have the scars to attest how useful they actually are - I had mild concussion after getting knocked off mine thanks very much and the cops stole my bike.

 My new electro bike

So this is what the entitled are entitled to and it gives them the notion that they might just be a little better than most of us. In fact many of us who have worked here regularly and in fact work less hours  - but for pretty much the same money pro rata, plus the usual benefits, are better than them in terms of qualifications and teaching experience. For instance I have a PhD and have taught for 20 years other ESL teachers I know have MA’s or are well on their way to an MA.

The entitled seem to want to live a sheltered lifestyle, not hang out in the bars with the rest of us and seem to resent us even being in the bars when they deign to come in. I can remember one night, I don’t think it was particularly raucous; we were actually sat inside, at a table, grumbling into our 10rmb (£1) pints of Carlsberg about the gap year graduates when one of the entitled leant over and asked us to stop swearing because there were children present.  Well blow me down with a tsunami we all thought and proceeded to tell him that actually this was a bar, and if we wanted to flipping swear then we flipping well would and that a flipping bar, even in flipping China, especially in flipping China, is no flipping place for a child.  We are English teachers and of course we know how to use our beautiful and expressive language to full effect. He shut the flip up for the rest of the night.

Of course we are also a ruff, tuff and at times, a loud bunch but we also have our pride in what we do.  I have already written that we welcome people in with open arms because we know how hard it can be being on ones own being a stranger in a strange land.  But the flip (not a swear) side of that is that you do need to also make an effort to join in. We will be your only friends (unless you bog off and make friends from another group of teachers, you splitter you) and we will be the people that you depend on.  You might get sick, you might have an accident, something, at sometime, will go tits up believe me. You need us.

This was highlighted by an event I was personally involved in.  Hold on to your hats because this is where I am going to be polite and less cynical about the teachers in the International School and indeed other ex-pats that I never knew even existed.  In my last incarnation as an ESL teacher I was teaching at one of those colleges I have poured scorn on elsewhere. Earning the regulation 6000rmb a month, ostensibly teaching students who were being groomed on a Canadian programme which would get them entrance into a Canadian university. I’ve written about this before, scroll down the blog a couple of years.  Like most of us a got myself a moto scooter to zoom around on and it was most enjoyable and handy until that fateful evening (Halloween doncha know it) when a Chinese driver sideswiped me going across a junction. I barely saw him coming, then the next thing I knew I was waking up lying in a cold puddle.  My pillion, lets call him Jack, to protect his identity and anyway Bill don’t read these things so Steve it is, had his leg broken.  The first people on the scene were teachers from the International School I believe. They looked after us and basically, as the police turned up, told me to flip off, as I might have had one beer too many, your honour.

So Alvin’s in hospital, leg in traction (you can read about this below if you must) but he had a constant stream of visitors all bearing gifts, not gold, myrrh and frankincense like the magi but sweets, chocolate and McDonalds – Chinese hospital food is shite – his words. That the majority of these visitors were from the International School and unknown to us was eye-opening and humbling.  In an earlier blog, I mentioned that when you join a school you are not a member of a team, you are an individual and you have to be self-reliant and self-confidant. You cannot depend upon your colleagues to support you when they themselves are fighting tooth and nail to maintain their position.  However, like it or not, you are a member of a community – a diverse and disparate community, I admit, but nevertheless you belong to it, by default - you do not have to buy a ticket to join.

So when the shit really hits the fan, your home from home family are the ex-pats that live in the same city, district or come to that the same country as you. You might not even know them yet, but if you have a problem you will find someone who can provide you with a solution, all you have to do is ask.  You will find most of these expats, down the pub, at any of the various clubs and associations you can join, and online, via QQ, WeChat, Facebook and so on someone somewhere will have had the same experience as you or know of a solution.

However, on a day-to-day level as far as the International School teacher is concerned you might find it difficult to break into their dungeons and dragons circle – unless you are one, of course – by that I mean a geek. Poker and ‘Come dine with me’ type evenings seem to be popular too where they can all sit around a bitch about the hosts chantilly mushrooms and forget that they might actually be in China.  I have met a number of these teachers at a few events and I have to say that whilst they are friendly they are not going to be my best buddies. There is no indication that they are ‘interested’ in me enough to want to have a beer and find out about each other. 

At a guess, and this is a wild guess and speculative to the extreme, I think that the entitled teacher likes to make friends and hang out with the parents of their students. These people - the engineers, technicians and managers for Western owned companies in China. These people, if the International School teachers are the entitled, are the crowned princes of the expat community. They are on their big Western salaries plus all the expenses and benefits their companies provide them. They live in gated communities, have company cars with their own personal drivers. As we have seen the company pays the school fees for their kids and make sure life is generally sweet for these people.  They are fly by nights, here today gone tomorrow, two years in country at the most. (I might be making this up).

You see them as they glide past the bar to the German baker and delicatessen a few doors down in their German car with their Chinese driver at the helm.  He sits and waits as they perhaps have a coffee and a pastry before being chauffeured back to the safety of their gated community.  I speculate that many of these people barely know China and Chinese culture.  They hang out with their contemporaries (as we all do) but for them their life is lived in this bubble of entitlement. They probably go to the good western restaurants you can find in this city. I would hazard a guess that none of them have sampled the delights of Chow Mien or Chow Fan (fried rice) from a roadside stall (5rmb – £0.50 approx) together with a bottle of beer (3rmb - £0.30 approx) – if they haven’t then more fool them because its usually great.

Saying that a few years ago a couple of engineers used to come to the bar and hang out with us and they were really great guys who we were sorry to see go when they finally left to go home.  Sadly their home was in Europe, they were Germans or maybe Polish, or Czechs, Im not sure. Nevertheless, I have yet to meet one English/British engineer who wanted to hang with us and be friends. I have met some American Engineers, guys working for Ford, but this was only at a Charity event at a posh hotel downtown and I’ve met a couple at art gallery openings.  They were friendly and seemed like good guys and gals, but we were ships in the night. This is their life.  My life in China is different and possibly your life in China will be different too.

Charity Las Vegas night

Engineers and various others 

Hints and Tips

Health.

I have mentioned in all of the blogs that most of the contracts in China come with Health Insurance.  Obviously most, if not all of the part time, illegal, cash in hand work do not come with health insurance. 

I guess, like me, most of you will probably Google looking for ex-pat health insurance policies of your own. If you have already done that you know that it’s prohibitively expensive, especially if you are coming to China on a 6000rmb per month contract.  A quick look on a comparison site for a male aged 40 provides quotes starting as low as 303rmb ($49) per month for a basic service to 6165rmb ($997) per month for an all singing and dancing service.

I have heard that some people have come to China with ‘Backpacker’ health insurance.  Another quick search on Google based on a 40 yr old male and you will find backpacking insurance policies ranging from around  £250 to £701 for a years cover.

Personally I am more than happy with the insurance policy provided by my employer and in general this is there to provide me with emergency care should I need it.  For the run of the mill day to day health issues the local hospital is good enough and cheap enough.

If you are ill, ill enough to want to see a doctor, you need to ask your school to have someone take you.  You will be taken to the local hospital, for that is where, surprise surprise, the doctors are. Once there the process is simple.  You see a receptionist, tell them what your problem is, they direct you to the room with the type of doctor you need – you do not see a generalist GP.  For example, I came down with a urinary infection.  I was taken to the hospital and once there I saw a doctor who ‘specialised’ in urinary problems.  I was sent to give blood and urine samples, the results were ready in less than 20 minutes, I saw the Doctor again.  He prescribed antibiotics and a complementary Chinese herbal medicine.  It cost me about £12 (120rmb) I think, if I remember correctly.

After my crash I had a CAT scan, no waiting, it cost £6 (60rmb) I think, I was concussed at that time.  Of course my friend was also in hospital with a broken leg. The actual conditions might not have been wonderful but the treatment was good.  His NHS doctor, when he went back to the UK to recover, was complementary about the work.

Of course many of the gap year graduates and others have sampled the Chinese health system after falling off bikes, getting sports injuries and so on and I have never heard any complaints. I have faith in the Chinese system and do not have any insurance other than that which is linked to my contract.

Dental.

I have no problems with Chinese dentists either.  We, most of the RADicles I know use a Chinese dentist called Lillian.  The manager of the bar we used recommended us to her, Lillian was her cousin.  When ‘Andy’ came off the back of my bike he landed on his teeth. So his front upper teeth were smashed – as well as breaking his leg. Lillian fixed his front teeth and put temporary caps on them. I believe it cost about 600rmb (£60 approx) they lasted 3 years before they fell out and needed a more permanent fix. 

I have had work done by Lillian with no pain to both my jaw and my wallet – unlike in the UK.  Lillian also saved a tooth that dentists in the UK wanted to take out. She put a porcelain crown on it. This cost me 800rmb (£80 approx). She also tells me if it comes off and I lose it she will replace it for half price. I recently saw her because of toothache. It seems my ‘baby teeth’ (we call them wisdom teeth) are on the move.  She took an x-ray and prescribed some antibiotics and it cost me a couple of quid.

So how to find a good dentist or a good hospital? Ask your colleagues for recommendations. Don’t do what a lot of the entitled do, which is, use the local international hospital or the international clinics, which abound, because if you do you will also be paying international prices.  The point was made when a doctor from the international hospital in Nanjing who generously looked after ‘Mike’ (re my bike crash – keep up) told him that even the International Hospital used the orthopaedic surgeons in the Chinese hospital he was in because they were the best.

Drugs.

My advice is to bring your favourite over the counter drugs with you in particular bring those which you might use at home to ease a cold or the flu.  Remember you will be working in a school – the place will be full of bugs and viruses, especially in the winter. I bring Lemsips  - the powders and the day care capsules - these are like gold dust in China, especially if people know you have them and they have the sniffles. I am partial to bringing Anadin Extra for when I have a headache, as these seem to work for me. I bring Ibuprofen, but you can buy this in China. I also bring a codeine based cough medicine – pholcodeine linctus - for when I have a cold/cough that drops onto my chest.  I have looked and I can’t find anything similar here, and I know this works for me. Also useful is Olbas Oil for steaming that jammed up head and blocked sinuses  - I’ve not seen this in China either.

If you are older I recommend that you have the flu jab here in China. Like the UK you cannot get the jab until late September/October. This is something to do with them having to decide which strain of the flu will be dominant this year I think.  It costs 100rmb. When you get here, at first, you will be taken for another medical so your employer can apply for your resident’s visa.  This should be the place where you will get the flu jab. Check it out whilst you are there.

If you take regular medication ask your doctor for a big prescription. My doctor told me the biggest he could give me was three months supply.  Fortunately the Omeprazole the doctor prescribed for reflux is available over the counter here.  Plus after leaving my job in the UK I no longer get stress-induced heartburn – a little bit of beer induced reflux – occasionally.

There is a whole raft of drugs available over the counter here that is only available on prescription in the UK, everything from antibiotics to Viagra if you need it. If you know what drugs your doctor prescribes for you, then the likelihood is that you can get them here. Although I cannot get the migraine medication (Maxalt Melt 10mg oral lyophilisates) the doctor prescribes and the ones I use now are out of date since January 2014 – they still work though and like my reflux, since I left work I hardly have a migraine now. But this summer I will get another 3 months supply.  I also buy Prednisolone, which is the steroid the doctor prescribes for me when I have an infected chest after a cold or flu.  So I can get the same antibiotics and the same steroid that my doctor prescribes in the UK over the counter for pennies to be honest and they work.  Use the pharmacies on the main streets you will see some of them are chain stores. If you stick to these big stores you will not get fakes.

Interestingly if you go to buy Tylenol– the US flu remedy in China you need to show your passport – something to do with the methamphetamine you can produce from it. Blooming good stuff though if you need to teach through a cold or flu.

Re illegal drugs – they are available, but do you really want to spend time in a Chinese prison?  Just say no.  Take note: In China, sentencing for drug trafficking could include capital punishment. For example, the seizure of 50 grams or more of heroin or crystal methamphetamine could result in the use of the death penalty by the Government.

 It's not pretty - be warned. 

 Just as a final note I recently asked my students to write a pros and cons essay about the death penalty - the majority were in favour! 

Should you have missed the earlier blogs. 

Part 1 - The gap year graduate
Part 2 - The redundant, the alienated and the dysfunctional
Part 3 - The untouchables